Bob Finds Happiness (and their is a twist at the end of this one)

Everyone Bob rooted for always lost. He rooted for Oklahoma to win a bowl game, Chicago Bears to win the Super Bowl, and the Pittsburgh Pirates to make it too the playoffs. None of this ever happened though, so Bob felt sad. Bob decided to go to the ice cream parlor. While in line to … Continue reading

Bob in Mexico

Bob had a great time in Mexico. He hid in a small village for a while. He got some kind of diseases from the water. He got groped in the subway in Mexico City. Good times. Bob was relaxing on the beach on day when a crab came up to him. Bob liked the crab … Continue reading

Bob and PETA

Bob did not know what was happening. Somehow everybody had found out he killed a penguin (named Dave). Bob thought the vengeful zoo probably told everyone. Bob looked outside his window and saw a bunch of people with signs. The signs said things like Down with Bob and Bob isĀ  a Penguin Killer. The last … Continue reading

Bob and the Penguin

Bob was sad. So sad in fact that he decided to treat himself and go to the zoo. He looked at the monkeys. He did not like the monkeys because they ate too many bananas. The elephants were next but Bob did not like them because they could keep themselves cool with their giant ears. … Continue reading