Bob and the Penguin

Bob was sad. So sad in fact that he decided to treat himself and go to the zoo.

He looked at the monkeys. He did not like the monkeys because they ate too many bananas. The elephants were next but Bob did not like them because they could keep themselves cool with their giant ears. Bob had giant ears but he could not keep himself cool with them. Bob stood and wished his ears would wave and cool him down. They would not.

Bob continued through the zoo until he came to the penguins. Bob liked the penguins so he stole one. Stealing penguins is not actually a crime so the zoo just vowed revenge and let Bob take him home.

The penguin was taken home and Bob gave him the spare bedroom. The penguins name was Dave.

Bob petted the penguin. Bob fed the penguin. Bob talked to the penguin. What Bob neglected to do was give the penguin a cool environment. The penguin got heatstroke and died.

5 Responses to “Bob and the Penguin”
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  2. This story had everything: a penguin, vengeful zoo, and guy with non-self-cooling giant ears.


  3. Heather says:

    By the fourth paragraph I was smiling, then crying by the end of the fifth.

    I loved it. ;D
    I also want more.

  4. Daniel Davisio says:

    This is one of my favorite bed time stories!
    I can’t beleive you know that story!
    I have the dead Dave and Bob action figures!

  5. Mr. Tim Schmitz says:

    Ha! I love the macabre-osity!

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